THE EXCITING AND INTRIGUING ADVENTURES OF
ZIPPY THE WONDER LUMP
WORLD FAMOUS PRIVATE EYE AND LEGENDARY
EPIC HERO OF THOSE WHO SAY POTAYTO AND NOT POTAHTOW
****IMPORTANT**PLEASE READ BEFORE GOING FURTHER*************
This
is the first in a series of stories soon to be unveiled that illustrates
the risks and dangers one takes in stepping out the door in the morning
not knowing what lies ahead.
***********Intrigue*******Curiosity******Spunk******Daring************
This
site is dedicated to the adventurous escapades of a plucky
investigator named Zippy the Wonder Lump who helps anybody who asks
no matter how small their need or trivial their plight. He has been
known to help bag groceries and help old ladies cross the street and to
help keep the Leaning tower of Pisa trim and lean and the gravitational
attraction between heavenly bodies a 1/R^2 relationship.
Exactly
who was Zippy the Wonder Lump?
What
was his adventure?
What
about the Coffee Guy?
FIND OUT----READ ON
---IF YOU DARE-----AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Find out
where Juan and Zippy get all their High-Tech Gear: